two bored people

enjoy (:

[10:20:42 PM] zach : http://t3rminally-hyp3r.blogspot.com
[10:20:48 PM] zach : ell ee ee tee
[10:20:53 PM] stand where : hmm?
[10:21:19 PM] stand where : you mean the... mugshots =p
[10:21:26 PM] zach : and...everything
[10:21:27 PM] zach : lol
[10:21:29 PM] zach : i look so demure
[10:21:38 PM] stand where : you look
[10:21:40 PM] stand where : cute
[10:23:04 PM] zach : lawl.
[10:23:07 PM] zach : wah the songs
[10:23:07 PM] zach : (Y)
[10:23:37 PM] stand where : hmph my class is
[10:23:43 PM] stand where : non-existent
[10:23:55 PM] zach : sengtecks
[10:23:56 PM] zach : jeis
[10:23:57 PM] stand where : i pon rf's chalet and go for 2p one
[10:24:05 PM] stand where : actually its more of the ghei gang
[10:24:20 PM] zach : (Y)
[10:24:21 PM] zach : yes
[10:24:23 PM] zach : i understandz0r
[10:24:33 PM] stand where : sigh
[10:24:35 PM] stand where : only one more year
[10:24:38 PM] stand where : then rj =)=)
[10:24:55 PM] zach : LAWL.
[10:25:24 PM] stand where : not funny this is serious
[10:25:28 PM] stand where : the most exciting thing in class
[10:25:31 PM] stand where : is linky's psp
[10:25:34 PM] zach : oh
[10:25:34 PM] zach : my
[10:25:34 PM] zach : son
[10:26:50 PM] stand where : ahh give me ideas to blog
[10:26:54 PM] zach : gragh
[10:26:57 PM] stand where : i trying to write something intersting
[10:26:58 PM] zach : do some angsty nonsense
[10:27:08 PM] zach : angst is always interesting
[10:27:11 PM] zach : vaguely so
[10:27:20 PM] stand where : actually not really
[10:27:30 PM] stand where : its only interesting if its... rare
[10:27:33 PM] zach : mmmm
[10:27:34 PM] zach : and
[10:27:35 PM] zach : well
[10:27:37 PM] stand where : then it becomes believable =p
[10:27:40 PM] zach : out of character stuff is interesting
[10:27:40 PM] zach : xD
[10:27:54 PM] stand where : ahh i shall do a royce angst post
[10:28:01 PM] stand where : with 1 cup less angst
[10:28:03 PM] zach : WHEE!
[10:28:04 PM] zach : haha
[10:28:09 PM] stand where : oh yeah and this is my bible:
[10:28:18 PM] stand where : www.livejournal.com/users/pwan_madthingy
[10:28:34 PM] stand where : she is PWN
[10:29:15 PM] zach : ?!
[10:29:17 PM] zach : who is that
[10:29:31 PM] stand where : oh some friend from mine...
[10:29:33 PM] zach : In honour of this and this, and because
our minds are idle and we really want to know: how do
YOU put on your bra?
[10:29:34 PM] zach : wtf
[10:29:35 PM] zach : zainess
[10:29:37 PM] zach : i ph34r her
[10:30:12 PM] stand where : if you are male and do not wear a bra,
feel free to answer this also, I am all for equality,
would never do anything to make you feel excluded etc
etc,
[10:30:48 PM] stand where : actually this is my favourite
[10:30:52 PM] zach : yes
[10:30:53 PM] zach : sheesh
[10:30:55 PM] stand where : at the bottom of hte page
[10:30:56 PM] zach : i feel inspired.
[10:31:09 PM] zach : i shall
[10:31:16 PM] zach : blog about undergarments tmr or
something.
[10:31:29 PM] zach : hmmm
[10:31:36 PM] zach : let us now do a combined post on
undergarments
[10:31:50 PM] stand where : alright
[10:31:53 PM] stand where : part one on yours
[10:31:56 PM] stand where : part two on mine
[10:31:57 PM] zach : hokay
[10:32:01 PM] zach : eee i don't feel like typing
[10:32:02 PM] zach : lol
[10:32:08 PM] zach : i shall just feed you
[10:32:10 PM] zach : you blog
[10:32:15 PM] zach : and i insert random comments halfway
[10:32:16 PM] zach : and then
[10:32:17 PM] zach : lol
[10:32:23 PM] zach : any form you want just lub them in.
[10:32:45 PM] stand where : alright we go
[10:32:52 PM] zach : settled
[10:32:53 PM] zach : first
[10:32:55 PM] zach : basic information
[10:33:03 PM] zach : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassiere
[10:33:08 PM] zach : A brassiere or bra is a foundation garment
for women which covers and supports the breasts. Bra
types are quite varied, depending on style, function,
and materials. Styles include front-closure,
back-closure, strapless, convertible, push-up, demi-bra,
full-cup, three-quarters cup, half-cup, longline,
underwire, padded, triangle, soft-cup, shelf-bra, and
T-shirt.
[10:33:21 PM] zach : zach: that's a lot a lot a WHOLE DARN LOT
of bras. why the heck do women need so many for?
[10:33:28 PM] zach : oh i forgot to add KP needs them too
[10:34:12 PM] stand where : keep them coming, i just type them in
haha
[10:34:19 PM] zach : and type yours too
[10:34:30 PM] zach : all those amazon warriors must have had
some BDSM tendencies
[10:34:43 PM] zach : i mean, wearing those metal ornaments and
all?
[10:34:52 PM] zach : HEY I HAVE AN IDEA LETS POST THIS IN THE
FORM OF AN MSN CONVO!
[10:35:00 PM] stand where : YEAH
[10:35:03 PM] zach : just spam here
[10:35:03 PM] zach : xD
[10:35:08 PM] zach : 1 2 3 g
[10:35:09 PM] zach : go go go
[10:35:20 PM] stand where : bah have you seen this?
[10:35:24 PM] zach : seen what?
[10:35:26 PM] stand where : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassiere
[10:35:31 PM] zach : yes
[10:35:43 PM] zach : i thought i just ctrl-c ctrl-ved it.
[10:35:54 PM] zach : o.O
[10:35:58 PM] zach : look at this and say wtf. "Training bras,
which are smaller than standard bra sizes, were invented
in the 1950s in response to the desire of adolescent and
pre-adolescent girls to "fit in" amongst their more
developed peers who could fill a standard bra, but
otherwise they serve no functional purpose. "
[10:36:12 PM] stand where : the legion of the bra strap
[10:36:21 PM] stand where : i wonder how some people put them on tho
[10:36:29 PM] stand where : its like... the clasp is at the back!
[10:36:31 PM] zach : get their partners to do it
[10:36:34 PM] zach : and take them off too
[10:36:48 PM] zach : "Full support bras are a type of bra that
usually has an underwire or plastic boning holding them
up. " this must hurt
[10:36:48 PM] stand where : for a uh. fortunate few larh
[10:37:10 PM] stand where : " This later became used for a military
breast plate,"
[10:37:17 PM] stand where : "referring to military uniform"
[10:37:21 PM] stand where : geoff wears a bra then
[10:37:30 PM] zach : he does?
[10:37:30 PM] zach : why
[10:37:52 PM] stand where : the word means mil. uniform in french
[10:38:01 PM] zach : o.O
[10:38:02 PM] zach : okay
[10:38:04 PM] zach : hmmm.
[10:38:06 PM] stand where : so his bra is damn big
[10:38:10 PM] zach : but geoff doesn't need one!
[10:38:50 PM] zach : one wonders why there are so many colours.
i suppose its the same reason as why men wear hot pink
gstrings.
[10:38:53 PM] zach : visual stimulation.
[10:39:10 PM] stand where : what, only the strippers...
[10:39:15 PM] stand where : for the unlucky majority
[10:39:31 PM] stand where : its mostly... unseen for thirteen years
haha
[10:39:38 PM] zach : mmm hmmm.
[10:39:41 PM] stand where : until they get taupoked/stripped on their
birthday
[10:39:45 PM] zach : i think bibi and baba are terrible
[10:39:54 PM] zach : they manufacture rjc shirts especially
thin
[10:40:06 PM] zach : hence the need for multicolourism.
[10:40:22 PM] stand where : shirt? or blouse haha
[10:40:27 PM] zach : both
[10:40:28 PM] zach : xD
[10:40:50 PM] stand where : i don't... notice these kinds of things
[10:40:59 PM] zach : people point them out.
[10:41:01 PM] stand where : except when it rains during track and
field meet =p
[10:41:12 PM] zach : or when people purposely go out in p.e.
shirts
[10:41:14 PM] zach : which is bade
[10:41:16 PM] zach : *bad
[10:41:30 PM] zach : a) exhibitionist
b) you stink in a p.e. shirt
c) you go home with guys.
[10:41:31 PM] zach : WTF?
[10:41:54 PM] stand where : its the way they wear it larh
[10:41:57 PM] stand where : shirt to the knees
[10:42:02 PM] zach : and no skirt
[10:42:12 PM] stand where : no visible skirt =p
[10:42:20 PM] stand where : bah but the skirt looks ugly anyway haha
[10:42:24 PM] zach : lots of white and no green you are right
[10:42:32 PM] zach : hmmm
[10:42:34 PM] zach : if its not skirt
[10:42:43 PM] zach : then its a band of black under the shirt
[10:42:49 PM] stand where : fbt
[10:42:52 PM] zach : yes
[10:42:59 PM] zach : obscenely high cut
[10:43:07 PM] stand where : its the way they wear it!
[10:43:14 PM] stand where : the boys their pants go all the way down
[10:43:18 PM] stand where : crotch at the knees
[10:43:23 PM] zach : yucks
[10:43:27 PM] zach : too low for comfort
[10:43:28 PM] stand where : so if you want to wear pants out run up
stairs quickly =p
[10:43:39 PM] zach : no point wearing if its going to restrict
your ability in the future
[10:43:56 PM] stand where : hahaha how far in the future
[10:44:01 PM] stand where : was thinking of... temperature control
[10:44:05 PM] zach : true.
[10:44:08 PM] zach : sports underwear then
[10:44:16 PM] zach : but i think gstrings for guys hurts like
balls
[10:44:24 PM] zach : metaphorically and physically.
[10:44:33 PM] stand where : owww
[10:44:43 PM] stand where : (okay no excessive grossness =p)
[10:44:55 PM] zach : (yes if not people might not want to read
xD)
[10:45:00 PM] zach : READ ON ALL YOU READERS!
[10:45:05 PM] zach : that was unnecessary
[10:45:25 PM] stand where : ohman imagine the 156 guy reading this
[10:45:33 PM] zach : he's going to get turned on
[10:45:34 PM] stand where : he's probably feeling really excited
[10:45:37 PM] zach : by the gstring comment
[10:45:47 PM] stand where : imagining... ri boys in gstrings
[10:45:52 PM] zach : ewwwwwww.
[10:45:58 PM] stand where : only kp larh
[10:46:02 PM] zach : EWWWWWW.
[10:46:02 PM] zach : STOP!
[10:46:09 PM] stand where : sorry >.<
[10:46:13 PM] zach : sacrilege.
[10:46:21 PM] zach : spelling error, i think.
[10:46:49 PM] stand where : hmm the other time to see underwear in
normal circumstances is during swimming
[10:46:56 PM] zach : yes
[10:47:01 PM] zach : rj doesnt have a pool does it
[10:47:29 PM] stand where : they kope ours for training
[10:47:34 PM] zach : d.a.r.n.
[10:47:37 PM] stand where : which i have no quarrels with =p
[10:47:44 PM] zach : haha
[10:47:53 PM] zach : can you imagine RJC p.e. lessons
[10:48:17 PM] stand where : they're already
testosterone/oestrogen-charged
[10:48:20 PM] stand where : hunks and chicks
[10:48:21 PM] zach : mass of giggling girls: pass the ball!
[10:48:41 PM] zach : tomboy girl who can outwrestle male
judokas (baritone) PASS HERE.
[10:49:01 PM] zach : -ball flies in the air, time is suspended
as the tomboy's fingers close over the ball...
[10:49:15 PM] stand where : ... and then?
[10:49:28 PM] zach : and then.
[10:49:39 PM] zach : tomboy (back to normal female voice)
MENSTRUAL CRAMP!
[10:49:53 PM] zach : let us close a curtain on this scene of
deplorable violence...
[10:49:58 PM] stand where : in unison sixteen girls fall to the floor
groaning
[10:50:02 PM] stand where : then... a single cry
[10:50:05 PM] zach : violence referring to blood split
[10:50:06 PM] stand where : "taupok"
[10:50:07 PM] zach : PADS!
[10:50:12 PM] zach : WE NEED PADS!
[10:50:13 PM] zach : and yes
[10:50:15 PM] zach : taupok
[10:50:19 PM] zach : 30cents from old canteen
[10:50:22 PM] zach : now for free
[10:50:42 PM] stand where : pads?
[10:50:53 PM] zach : yes
[10:50:57 PM] zach : don't you need pads?
[10:51:03 PM] zach : heck that's quite improbable
[10:51:07 PM] stand where : oh come on
[10:51:11 PM] stand where : aren't we rugged men
[10:51:13 PM] stand where : *mostly
[10:51:39 PM] zach : by 17 years of age you should know during
which stage of the moon is it when you bleed.
[10:52:01 PM] stand where : oh you mean that. bleeding...
[10:52:10 PM] stand where : haha reminds me of a teacher i had
[10:52:13 PM] zach : both ways
[10:52:14 PM] zach : me too
[10:52:18 PM] zach : halfway during lesson and
[10:52:19 PM] zach : ohno!
[10:52:23 PM] stand where : one of the girls in my class had that time
of her month
[10:52:30 PM] zach : OH. MY. SON.
[10:52:32 PM] stand where : and the teacher thought she was dying or
something
[10:52:35 PM] zach : OWCH.
[10:52:45 PM] zach : man
[10:52:53 PM] zach : that's the ultimate valentines day gift
[10:53:02 PM] zach : in 2007 when valentine's day comes
[10:53:06 PM] zach : lets give out pads
[10:53:10 PM] zach : personalised pads
[10:53:15 PM] zach : "break seal in case of emergency"
[10:53:30 PM] stand where : hahaha yeah
[10:53:46 PM] stand where : what to write on them
[10:53:57 PM] zach : i dunno.
[10:54:09 PM] stand where : hmm some are a bit... prudish
[10:54:12 PM] zach : think then.
[10:54:22 PM] zach : did i get you the right brand, or do you
prefer kotex?
[10:54:29 PM] stand where : wearing "i <3 geoff" down there
[10:54:32 PM] zach : oh
[10:54:39 PM] zach : not enough lah.
[10:54:43 PM] zach : "geoff did this"
[10:54:45 PM] zach : ok that's bad
[10:54:59 PM] zach : because pads, as the obs instructor told
us, are the best absorbent bandages in the world.
[10:55:24 PM] stand where : your obs instructor was female i take it
[10:55:26 PM] zach : i should start keeping some in my bag
[10:55:27 PM] zach : no
[10:55:29 PM] zach : amle
[10:55:30 PM] zach : *male
[10:55:43 PM] zach : i have to go now
[10:55:57 PM] stand where : orh okay...
[10:56:13 PM] zach : kay bye